Funny Names for a Diamond Sword
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2012-06-14,04:54 PM #1
Mechagnome
Funniest Name You've found for a weapon
I'll go First Top 3:
1. Badger Eater
2. Horrid Weapon
3. Powerful Rod
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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2012-06-14,05:00 PM #2
Avenger's Avenger.
/thread
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2012-06-14,05:00 PM #3
Scarab Lord
It's not a weapon, but it's an epic reference all the same:
Level 59 ring called Death Star.
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2012-06-14,05:00 PM #4
Dreadlord
not sure if these were legit or not, but a friend linked me these pictures:
probably NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/v3b6T.png
http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg215...ng&res=landing
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2012-06-14,05:02 PM #5
Okay I gotta admit, if this is legit, you win the thread. Although it's not yours...
Originally Posted by SpaceDuck 
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2012-06-14,05:05 PM #6
Stood in the Fire
I've got a "Sick Staff" in my stash.
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2012-06-14,05:15 PM #7
Mechagnome
Fucking lost it both times.... Originally Posted by SpaceDuck At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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2012-06-14,05:16 PM #8
The Lightbringer
Not funny but here is some pieces of gear with ridiculously simple names like "The Shoulders", "The Sword", "The Axe" etc
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2012-06-14,05:16 PM #9
Scarab Lord
Not really a weapon, but I found a Spirit Stone named "Hearth Stone"
http://i.imgur.com/mzKXE.jpg
Originally Posted by Precursor "Fall of therzane....." ....um what? if that woman fell , god help us it will be the second cataclysm
Words that lots of people don't seem to know the definition of:
"Troll", "Rehash", "Casual", "Dead", "Dying", "Exploit".
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2012-06-14,05:17 PM #10
Bloodsail Admiral
i got sum shoulders earlier called 'the shoulders'
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2012-06-14,05:20 PM #11
Stood in the Fire
I got a 2hand weapon called "Oar" something.
I was like: wtf?1!?
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2012-06-14,05:48 PM #12
The Patient
Like Splintered Oar? And it is basically a boat oar with some flavor text? I got one of those, its a blue magic weapon. Originally Posted by XingoJenkins I got a 2hand weapon called "Oar" something.
I was like: wtf?1!?
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2012-06-14,06:21 PM #13
Mechagnome
I wish I screenshotted it, but I had an item drop called "Undying Unspeakable Thing of Mortality".
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2012-06-14,07:12 PM #14
Stood in the Fire
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9278/funnyitems.jpg
I actually bought these due to their names; were only a couple hundred gold each.
And yes, I sometimes spend 1 hour or more simply browsing rare items on the AH for funny names. Problem?
The Staff is simply amazing to put in bad threads, and I link the dagger to troll arguments.
Playing
Path of Exileand Guild Wars 2
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2012-06-14,07:14 PM #15
I have a strange amount of respect for that. If you've got the time to spend, well... FOR HUMOUR. Originally Posted by Aurinax Remember, you can get away with anything as long as you use the right catchphrase - even running through town naked if you shout "FOR SCIENCE".
http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/characte...nicus/advanced
Originally Posted by goblinpaladin Also a vegetable is a person.
Originally Posted by Orlong I dont care if they [gays] are allowed to donate [blood], but I think we should have an option to refuse gay blood if we need to receive blood.
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2012-06-14,07:15 PM #16
Those names are simply awesome Originally Posted by Aurinax http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9278/funnyitems.jpg
I actually bought these due to their names; were only a couple hundred gold each.
And yes, I sometimes spend 1 hour or more simply browsing rare items on the AH for funny names. Problem?
The Staff is simply amazing to put in bad threads, and I link the dagger to troll arguments.
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2012-06-14,07:18 PM #17
Didn't know lame names like that are considered funny.
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2012-06-14,07:19 PM #18
Stood in the Fire
The Scoundrel yelling "For profit!" with the same conviction as the Templar yells about basically anything is one of my favorite parts of the game. Originally Posted by MerinPally I have a strange amount of respect for that. If you've got the time to spend, well... FOR HUMOUR.
Remember, you can get away with anything as long as you use the right catchphrase - even running through town naked if you shout "FOR SCIENCE".
Playing
Path of Exileand Guild Wars 2
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2012-06-14,07:22 PM #19
The Lightbringer
Slipknot Talent I find amusing.
Originally Posted by Tech614 I recommend some ice for your feet mate. With the trail of hot takes you're leaving in this thread they must be burning.
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2012-06-14,07:22 PM #20
I was thinking more of this picture, but when I played (I'm taking a break now, halfway through my A levels) I always used the Templar, even as a Barb, as although I'm not using a glass cannon strategy (Hell difficulty) I dual weild rather than use a shield so I die kinda fast and I need the heal badly Originally Posted by Aurinax The Scoundrel yelling "For profit!" with the same conviction as the Templar yells about basically anything is one of my favorite parts of the game.
Picture here:
http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/characte...nicus/advanced
Originally Posted by goblinpaladin Also a vegetable is a person.
Originally Posted by Orlong I dont care if they [gays] are allowed to donate [blood], but I think we should have an option to refuse gay blood if we need to receive blood.
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